Men Who Love Burgers —

But Aren’t So Sure About Sex

Advertisement One:

A hunky guy stares at a sexy babe who appears before him. She seems to crave his attention. He sees she would jump in the sack with him at the slightest encouragement!

Yet, in the corner of his eye, he sees a brand-name beer waiting for his pleasure at an adjacent table. The beer wins his complete desire and attention; the foxy lady doesn’t stand a chance.

Advertisement Two:

A young man repeatedly chooses a big juicy taco over the invitation to score with willing and available girls.

Advertisement Three:

Another young man is being observed in a laboratory environment. He is offered the pick between a delicious cheeseburger and a gorgeous, sexually-available wench. Overcome with his good luck, the boy gasps, “You mean I get to chose between a girl and a burger?” After a moment of suspense, he picks the girl.

One of the lab observers turns to the other, and remarks, “What an anomaly!- no one’s ever done that before.”

Welcome to the new breed of healthy young men who rate sex way beneath their other appetites. In this brave new world, girls are a pain, a disappointment, and rather dangerous to the soul. Self-preserving boys would rather be satisfied with a brew and bit of beef than an erotic tide of reckless passion.